Thursday, January 25, 2007

In Defense of Billie Piper's Chin

















It has recently been said that Billie Piper (the British singer and actress) has a manly chin. In an attempt to swiftly put at end to this much maligned idea, I present Exhibit A and Exhibit B.

If one looks closely, Billie's chin is a small, oval-shaped contour of her quite beautiful face, while Jay Leno's nose (by definition beatiful because of God's divine intervention) appears more like an under-developed appendage trying to free itself from the rest of his face.

It is my deductive claim that, once clearly examined in comparison to male chins, Billie Piper's chin could in no way described as manly. There will be some of you out there that will further challenge my claim, but just before you let your unfounded nonsense put your fingers to the keyboard, please take another look at Exhibit A and Exhibit B.

Long live Billie Piper and her defintely female chin.

Thank you

5 comments:

Mike Gee said...

Instead of Jay Leno's nose, I clearly mean chin.

I'm sorry for the typo.

beansandbedford said...

exhibit keri number 1:
http://pub45.bravenet.com/photocenter/album.php?img=111941&usernum=3853666474

beansandbedford said...

exhibit keri number 2:

billie "the jaw" piper

http://pub45.bravenet.com/photocenter/album.php?img=111629&usernum=3853666474

Mike Gee said...

Unfortunately, you must be a member of Bravenet to view your exhibits.
Suffice to say, even if Billie Piper had a man's jaw, which she doesn't, I'd still love her.

beansandbedford said...

umm member of what? right. you are just looking for excuses. defend her jaw.. fine... doesnt change its shape.